"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members........
However in this instance I will make the exception.
The Quakers' Meeting has now begun.
If you laugh,
Blink,
Fart, or
Run,
Show your ivory
Or your bum
You may have to pay a forfeit.
Does the club come in any other flavour? McVities does cranberry and lemon and lime
