Wattles and throttles
And things jammed in bottles.
The monkeys are bouncing again.
With a hark and a harp,
They whoop in the park.
And dance to a baton called Ken.
To the tune of “Old Smokey”
They fling me in chokey
And push the one key up their bum.
So I sit and I twitch
With a Badger called Mitch
And sit quietly sucking my thumb.
