The Cows of Ka pie,
Have only one eye
And frequently walk into trees.

The blue Cows of Pounce
Can spit by the ounce.
And have a strong liking for cheese.

The Cows of Poltroon
Sing songs out of tune
And drive people quite round the bend

The Cows of Nuk Nall
Do precisely fuck all.
And that’s where my story must end.