Johnny writes a letter to Santa

Dear Santa

Can I have another Action Man to help complete my collection, I already have Action Man, pilot, Action Man sailor, Action Man commando, Action Man frogman, Action Man paratrooper and I'd love some more please Santa please.

love

Johnny

So Johnny stuff this up the chimney and Johnny goes to off bed
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Christmas morning comes and Johnny runs downstairs to find a box beneath the Christmas tree, with trembling hands he rips off the paper to find an empty box,

puzzled he turns the box over to see

Action Man Deserter