But, to his chagrin, it was not until the very end of the underwater fencing contest that Prince Panda realised his prize was not the Canadian Tiara of Joy, but merely an empty septic tank.
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avrilo
- 2008-07-30 @ 01:19:34
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rowtheboat
- http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
- 2008-07-30 @ 10:09:32
*nods solemnly from bottom of septic tank*
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There were a few wry smiles at the award ceremony, the most wryful belonging to Shazam, the stage magician who had, until recently, been performing his act around the country in various care homes. By appointment.
As the septic tank was 'in situ', Prince Panda would use it as a meditation aid whenever he felt like connecting with his own personal god, called Versus.
Encouraged by the emptiness of the tank, he would similarly empty his mind of all the fluff of daily detail.
"What next?" Prince Panda enquired of the yarrow that had been stalking him of late.
There was no answer.